5/11/2007

Psychiatric Help May Be Necessary...

My disgust with Bill O'Reilly is well-documented on this blog. I've spoken about him a few times HERE, HERE, and in this already classic post HERE.

Here's the situation: Even though I have altogether given up my Fox News and O'Reilly viewing (which, by the way, was done only because I'm fascinated by trainwrecks), I still pay attention to what O'Reilly said the night before via the internets the following day. It is a compulsion that is beyond my control. When I see him talk or read what he's said, I get the overwhelming urge to want to smear poo all over his face. The thing is, I wouldn't even care if I got a little of the poo on my hands in the process. I mean, I suppose I could wear gloves or something, but it wouldn't be necessary. I just want to see poo on the guy's face.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought of you and others when I saw a sticker on a car that said:

"Colbert in 2008"

thanks for the visuals...

are you taking "donations"

SkylersDad said...

"The internets" he he he...

Hey Teri, I have a bumper sticker that says:
Stewart/Colbert 2008
Because their mommies told them to run.

bubbles said...

Oh, I thought that *was* poo on his face.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Damn, Anon. Blogger beat me to that comment.

Um...okay. In that picture? He looks like...

Oh, what did I eat?

(stomach growls like four lions and percolates)

That's why that sous chef came out of the kitchen and laughed at me. I should know better than to spout that anti-immigrant nonsense and hope to eat out in restaurants.

Frank Sirmarco said...

You said "poo"

Coaster Punchman said...

There's another kind of facial I'd like to see him get.