If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Oh, I think I'm going to puke.
Careful, looks like that has been sitting out a bit too long.
I think you've just found your hit single...
Now if you can only find a rhyme for "orange," your place in the sun and your fortune will be guaranteed.
Yes... there is no song like this only because it has not been written by you, Chris. I think you should get on that. Maybe you could make it a ballad.
Where is Frank Sirmarco when you need him?
I think the cheese has slipped off your cracker Chris.
Christ, don't y'all know how to google?http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/local-h-lyrics/mayonnaise-and-malaise-to-go-lyrics.html
the last word in "Trout Fishing in America" by Richard Brautigan is "mayonnaise", very much on purpose.No, no, no need to thank me for raising the intellectual bar here, I do this as a public service!!
wait a second-- I think I see the Virgin Mary in there!!
...and she's giving everyone the finger!
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