5/09/2007

What Would You Do...

...for a Klondike Bar?

Would you:
  • Drink a bottle of Murphy's Oil Soap?
  • Call your mother-in-law "satan's cunt" to her face?
  • Jump into a pool of pork drippings and earwax?
  • Rub baby oil all over Rush Limbaugh's naked body?
  • Wear mittens made of pubic hair?
  • Watch reruns of "Who's The Boss?"
  • Fuck a marmoset?

If you said yes to any of these, you're an idiot. Don't you know they sell those fucking things at the store? Jeez.

19 comments:

Beenzzz said...

Am...the second one for sure and I'm intrigued by the marmoset line.

Skylers Dad said...

Out of all of those, "Rub baby oil all over Rush Limbaugh's naked body?" is the most repulsive by far!

Spooney said...

"Who's The Boss?"
Damn, that's harsh!

Megan said...

Um, what happened to the gross-out warning, honey?

The Boob Lady said...

Ha, amazing. Chris, you continue to amaze me. :)

cheer34 said...

the mittens made of pubic hair is really gross.

Tenacious S said...

See, I don't know. I would happily engage in number two. I wouldn't even need to be rewarded with a Klondike bar.

Johnny Yen said...

Why the hell didn't you tell me before I did all of those things?

Jen said...

a drumstick could kick
a klondike bars ASS
anyday...

just sayin'

lulu said...

tenS is totally lying. She would watch anything with Tony Danza, anytime, anywhere. She is Tony Danza's biggest fan.

Teri said...

watch reruns of "who's the boss". I liked this show even though it's cheezy as hell now.

Anon. Blogger said...

Uh, can I call my ex-MIL Satan's Cunt anyway??? Oh, joy!!

After all, the truth is the truth.

Flannery Alden said...

I predict our future holds a kitty/puppy picture after this post.

Dick Small said...

#6, and MAYBE #4. But not the others.

Dick Small said...

Actually I figured Teri would like this show. I heard she has a Tony Danza iron-on transfer fused to her pillow. I heard she kisses it when no one's looking.

Frank Sirmarco said...

Can I fuck the marmoset WHILE I'm watching Who's The Boss?

Can I call the marmoset Tony while I fuck it?

Chris said...

beenzzz- Welcome! It's just because marmoset is a cool-sounding word. Don't worry.

S.D.- I don't know. Have you ever seen "Who's The Boss"?

Spooney- See! You've seen it!

Megan- Sorry, dear. I know how much "Who's The Boss" grosses you out.

Boob Lady- As long as I can do that, this blog will survive.

Cheer34- I don't think they'd be all that warm, either.

Ten S- Do it on her birthday for added impact.

Johnny- Dang! Just a bit too late.

Jen- I think you know of my deep admiration for the drumstick.

Lulu- She is never going to forgive you for letting that cat out of the bag.

Teri- We need to talk...

AB- I'm behind you 100%

Flann- Very intuitive.

Dick- Long time, no see! Teri has some explaining to do.

Frank- The green light is yours!

Dick Small said...

Who's the Boss isn't just now all of a sudden cheesy, it was always cheesy.

Tenacious S said...

I admit I had a "Who's the Boss?" phase. I comfortable enough with myself to admit that. Talk show Tony does nothing for me.