If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
One of my heros also Chris! Remember the airline safety speech? I paraphrase:"Excuse me miss, does the tab go into the buckle, or does the buckle go on and about the tab?I just wanted some clarification..."
"Have you ever noticed, there's no blue food?!"
I saw that the other day. It didn't make me feel any younger on my birthday to hear that Carlin was 70 the next day.He truly is a national treasure. I loved his old stuff, but I think I like his newer stuff even better-- the way he explores language and how we use language to avoid real communication, rather than actually communicating.
I love his stuff, also. Wow, 70.
HIS B-DAYSHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY"Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker."So true...
"Say that the next time you get in the car with your friends-- 'YOU assholes are goin' for a ride, I'M goin' for a drive!'"I need to buy cake tonight-- lots of cake to make up for a missed B-day!!
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