If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
what's the thing on the right?? I can't make it out.
Chris- You're so Midwest.Plastic surgery is awesome! Whenever things get bad, you just go buy more.How are you ever gonna make it out here in LA?Jeez.
Seriously? Is that her?Well, get some elbow work for God sake, Melanie!!
Wow! WTF happened to her?
Day-um!!! I'm so glad I'm just naturally beautiful.
That thing on the right is her leg. Poor Melanie, what a shame.
dsOh yeah, now that I look at it again.he, he... elbow (blush)
Hey, it's okay. I'm sure Melanie doesn't recognize it much these days either. Or her face.
Hey I'm not pretty either, but at least I didn't pay for it.
A little concealer and you'd never know this difference.
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