5/10/2007

Creating New Habits...


I've decided, from now on, I'm going to be a mouth-breather. All my life I've been a nose-breather. Bo-ring!

I'm really excited about this. As if I didn't look cool enough to begin with. This is going to catapult me into a whole new strata of coolness. Feel free to join me on my meteoric rise to the top.

10 comments:

gizmorox said...

I had a roommate whose girlfriend was a mouth breather. It was horrible. This is not a trend I recommend adopting. ;)

K.I.D. said...

Oh jeez, there's a girl in my class who is a mouth breather. We call her Baby Fish Mouth.

Flannery Alden said...

What you lose out in allergen filtering systems, you gain back in coolness. Groundbreaking!

I raise a glass to your pioneering spirit! Good luck on your meteoric journey. Send me a postcard from the top.

Skylers Dad said...

I suspect that people were starting to complain about that constant nose-whistle you had going on. Am I right?

Johnny Yen said...

Well, don't come complaining to us when your IQ starts dropping. We warned you.

Big Orange said...

do your teeth look as nice and straight as the models?? if they do, that'll help a whole bunch!!

Melinda June said...

John Heder is a sexy beast, even if he IS Mormon. I say mouth breathers are just misunderstood.

The Boob Lady said...

Ahh, Napoleon. I always breathe through my mouth, I can't help it. I think it's cause growing up, I sucked my thumb and had to breathe through my nose. Now I mouth it. I probably snore. Like a log trucker.

Grant Miller said...

I'm a mouth breather when I sleep.

Dale said...

I'm mouth breathing right now. It always happens when I stop by. And at all other times too.