Fucking christ! Another damn Dubya post!? Enough already!
Sort of. This one involves audience participation.
First, my apologies for the ultra-lame posts today. Those nicknames sapped me of my creative abilities. I hope everyone liked theirs. I know most of 'em don't make a lick of sense, but that was kinda the point. If anyone is dissatisfied, you can appeal and ask for a new one. The thing is, you can only do it once. It's a roll of the dice, too. Your new one may be better or it may be worse. If you do opt for a new one, that's what you're stuck with, period, so think about it first.
OK, back to the contest. Many of you remember as kids going through magazines and altering the faces of famous people with a ballpoint pen. It was fun, right? Hell, I still get a kick out of it. What I've provided is a fairly hi-res photo of your president. I assume most of you have some sort of photo-editing software (I used Microsoft Paint). I'd like to compile a gallery of as many renditions of this photo as I can. Go nuts with it. You can either post them on your own blogs and leave me a comment or e-mail them to me at email@example.com. Once I have enough I'll post them and we can choose which we like best.
Or you can stick your thumb up your butt and watch reruns of "Suddenly Susan". The choice is yours...
Here's an extremely rudimentary example of what I'm thinking of: