A Contest!...

Fucking christ! Another damn Dubya post!? Enough already!

Sort of. This one involves audience participation.

First, my apologies for the ultra-lame posts today. Those nicknames sapped me of my creative abilities. I hope everyone liked theirs. I know most of 'em don't make a lick of sense, but that was kinda the point. If anyone is dissatisfied, you can appeal and ask for a new one. The thing is, you can only do it once. It's a roll of the dice, too. Your new one may be better or it may be worse. If you do opt for a new one, that's what you're stuck with, period, so think about it first.

OK, back to the contest. Many of you remember as kids going through magazines and altering the faces of famous people with a ballpoint pen. It was fun, right? Hell, I still get a kick out of it. What I've provided is a fairly hi-res photo of your president. I assume most of you have some sort of photo-editing software (I used Microsoft Paint). I'd like to compile a gallery of as many renditions of this photo as I can. Go nuts with it. You can either post them on your own blogs and leave me a comment or e-mail them to me at someguy@andsomeguy.com. Once I have enough I'll post them and we can choose which we like best.

Or you can stick your thumb up your butt and watch reruns of "Suddenly Susan". The choice is yours...

Here's an extremely rudimentary example of what I'm thinking of:


'Bubbles' said...

I'm proud to say that I have my rendition ready.

Yes, I pulled my ass off the couch, DVR'd Suddenly Susan, and put my staff to work.

I'm a visionary, really. I don't like to do the actual work unless absolutely necessary. So I shared my vision with my staff of talented resources. Thing One was not motivated, but Thing Two jumped all over it.

I'll email the result, but I'll also post her masterpiece on my blog.

Thanks, Some Guy. This was a valuable opportunity for me as a mother and leader of the household to teach my children a valuable lesson about government and civil rights.


Anonymous said...

go here: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_cheney_oz.jpg

GETkristiLOVE said...

I posted mine.

vikkitikkitavi said...

I tried emailing mine, but it bounced back. Your email didn't like my attachment or something.

Just as well, because mine was really juvenile compared to Kristi and Bubbles, and, well, even yours.

mixednut said...

Mine's posted. What's up for grabs?