5/04/2007

Diversity...


I was impressed by the diversity of the republican presidential candidates last night. It was a pretty even mix of white guys WITH comb-overs and white guys WITHOUT comb-overs.

11 comments:

clare said...

Also, while most of them are Red-tie-belly Sneetches, many are clearly Blue- or Striped-tie-belly Sneetches.

Tenacious S said...

Proud representatives of the diversity of our nation, each and every one.

Phil said...

I'd like to take on that softball team.

Skylers Dad said...

I say throw them all on the dance floor, and see what happens. GW can play the drum for them...

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Sorry SD. W can't play drums worth a shit. But then again, sucking is what he does.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Think of it. All the Republican candidates for president under one roof. If that building had been bombed, this country might never have been able to recover from the subsequent shortage of blue suits.

Grant Miller said...

You forgot to mention all the hotties.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Ha-HAH!

Post of the week!

Big Orange said...

reminds me of the scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian:

BRIAN: you are all individuals!!
MASSIVE, SWARTHY CROWD: we are all individuals!!

Anon. Blogger said...

They should be required to wear different colored suits so that you can tell them apart.

Johnny Yen said...

Come on, at least one of them, statistically, must be left-handed...