5/14/2007

I'm Sorry, But...

Everytime I see presidential candidate Mitt Romney, I can't help wondering whether...

...he's got his garments on.



You see, Mormon people wear these.

17 comments:

slinger said...

Are. You. SERIOUS???

Spooney said...

In my opinion, all religions are fucking crazy.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Those are Hot!

Phil said...

Mormonism must be the most uncomfortable religion on earth.

Dick Small said...

Can they wear just those? Or do they have to wear something over it?

Big Orange said...

at least there's plenty of BONER ROOM in them mens shorts!! Wimmin'-folken don't have much space, though...

Chris, you've opened my eyes. This is perhaps THE most ridiculous thing I've seen. And aren't some Mormons polyamorous?? So you can have many wives if you just don't enjoy frumpin' 'em up??

Chris said...

Slinger- Sadly, yes.

Spooney- Them's freedom-hatin' words!

Randy- Not just hot, HOTT!

Phil- I wonder what they do at the beach.

Dick- Good question.

BO- As far as I know, the LDS has abandoned polygamy, but there are still fundamentalist sects that practice it. I believe these sects are shunned by the official LDS.

Coaster Punchman said...

Welcome to my world. You'll like it here.

K.I.D. said...

That is a perfectly normal thing to wonder...you have a healthy curiosity. At least you aren't imagining him naked.

Spooney said...

"Spooney- Them's freedom-hatin' words!"

Oh, you got me! It's true I do hate freedom & here's a list of other things that I hate:

football
apple pie
guns
Jesus
church
Elvis
our president
American Idol
country music
Nascar
pick up trucks
the flag

I've even been known on occasion to not support the troops very much.

I'm a very bad man.

PS: OK lied, I do like apple pie, Elvis & country music & and Jesus never did anything wrong to me, so he's ok.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Spooney was not too diplomatic, but he speaks for most of us athiests.

To us, one religion is as silly as the next. Wearing holy undergarments is no more crazy than obeying a Pope, getting on your knees towards Mecca five times a day, etc....

Step Right Up said...

I forget the actual term for said garments but I know that Steve Young would wear them under his uniform. I do not recall what the religious significance is??

Beth said...

What a fabulous dirty-campaign idea!

vikkitikkitavi said...

I did a play with a Mormon, and she had to get special permission from the church to NOT wear her Mormon underwear because it showed under the costume.

Hey, if you want to wear really dated, unflattering and unsupportive undergarments, that's fine, but I cannot get behind any religion where I have to ask permission to change clothes.

Dick Small said...

Concerning Big Orange's comments, I didn't think Mormon men were allowed to have boners, unless propagating their tribe once a year on religious get-togethers. Maybe they address that situation in their handbook....

Dick Small said...

.... I'd ask Joseph Smith. If he was alive.

Writeprocrastinator said...

You'd think that they would make underwear that at least looked comfortable. Those unmentionables are truly unmentionable and won't win any converts, this side of women tired of Taliban beekeeping gear.