If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
A frito..could kick a dorito's assanydayjust sayin'
...Unless it was a cool ranch dorito!
Some Guy, go brush your teeth. Geeze.
Yeah, but they taste so GOOD!!!
I don't like the after-taste that I get when eating dorito's.Wasn't the words 'cherry ride' part of a song back in the late 70's/early 80's???
... I just know it was, but I can't recall which song..
Yeah, BUT, they're awesome!!
One of my high school friend's worst possible insults was to call someone a "DweeCheeb" which was short for Dick with Cheeto Breath.
Yes, when I eat Cheeto's my breath IS rather offensive... I just had no idea HOW offensive. Until now. ..
Funyuns are worse.
I just had the new Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch flavah! and oooooh weeeeeethems tastee!
Milk breath is worse.
Take your said Dorrito breath, after an evening of binge drinking, combine it with Frank's glass of milk, and let it sit overnight, or at least until ten o'clock the next morning when the hangover really starts to kick in. You can scare off rabid pit bulls with it! I know. I used to be a meter reader for the power company.Doc
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