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5/15/2007
He Ded...
Reported cause of death: pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays and lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, and People For the American Way.
Right about now, in an oh, so special ring of Hades...
Satan: Seriously, can anyone get him to shutup? Anyone?!! Jes...oh my Go- Now look what you made me do Jerry, you almost made say his name! Jerry, just shut the fuck up, before I stick a thousand pitchforks down your fat throat! Oh, just shut up, why don't you? Where is the "off" button on this thing? This is so unfair, how did I get stuck with this guy?
Reported cause of death: pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays and lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, and People For the American Way.
11 comments:
So many great things I could say, but I'm paralyzed by too many options.
Makes me wish there really WAS a Hell.
I knew you would have something smart and intelligent to say about this.
you never disappoint, Chris.
I missed this news item, too much work going on right now.
If there is a hell, he arrived by rocket sled.
what a shame
*said in a sarcastic tone
Wasn't he Jerry Lee Lewis' cousin?
America has taken a step forward today.
I was going to make the exact same joke.
Thanks Chris.
Stress kills. you get THAT bent outta shape by Tinky-Winky dolls and it's eventually gonna stop your ticker.
CHERRY RIDE: I thought it was Mel Gibson's fault??
Thank God, pun intended.
Right about now, in an oh, so special ring of Hades...
Satan: Seriously, can anyone get him to shutup? Anyone?!! Jes...oh my Go- Now look what you made me do Jerry, you almost made say his name! Jerry, just shut the fuck up, before I stick a thousand pitchforks down your fat throat! Oh, just shut up, why don't you? Where is the "off" button on this thing? This is so unfair, how did I get stuck with this guy?
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