5/15/2007

He Ded...

Reported cause of death: pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays and lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, and People For the American Way.

13 comments:

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

So many great things I could say, but I'm paralyzed by too many options.

Makes me wish there really WAS a Hell.

Melinda June said...

Good fucking riddance.

teri said...

I knew you would have something smart and intelligent to say about this.

you never disappoint, Chris.

Skylers Dad said...

I missed this news item, too much work going on right now.

If there is a hell, he arrived by rocket sled.

Jen said...

what a shame

*said in a sarcastic tone

Frank Sirmarco said...

Wasn't he Jerry Lee Lewis' cousin?

Phil said...

America has taken a step forward today.

Grant Miller said...

I was going to make the exact same joke.

Thanks Chris.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

You forgot to mention the Jews. The Jews are responsible for this.

Jack of All Asses, Master of None said...

Stress kills. you get THAT bent outta shape by Tinky-Winky dolls and it's eventually gonna stop your ticker.

Big Orange said...

CHERRY RIDE: I thought it was Mel Gibson's fault??

genn6 said...

Thank God, pun intended.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Right about now, in an oh, so special ring of Hades...

Satan: Seriously, can anyone get him to shutup? Anyone?!! Jes...oh my Go- Now look what you made me do Jerry, you almost made say his name! Jerry, just shut the fuck up, before I stick a thousand pitchforks down your fat throat! Oh, just shut up, why don't you? Where is the "off" button on this thing? This is so unfair, how did I get stuck with this guy?