Like, oh my god! She, like, totally did NOT mean to violate her probation. I mean, she's like, really, really sorry. I swear to god.
You have like no idea how hard her, like, life is. People are, like, always following her around and stuff. She might seem like she's like this party girl, y'know, but she's like totally sweet and, like, cares about others. She should, like, totally NOT be in jail.
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I can't wait to hear about the prison sex.
I wish they would put her away for life or make her do community service for life. yeah, that's it.
poor Paris, always the victim.
Paris going to jail? That's hot!
first they persecuted Nelson Mandela and now they are going after Paris Hilton. when will the madness end!
I hear she blamed her lawer for not telling her she could not drive on a suspended lisence.
I vote for ignoring her completely.
Randy- She better keep a firm grip on her soap.
Teri- Just banishing her from the airwaves would be a step in the right direction.
Ten S- Totally...
S.D.- Whoa! Not a fan?
Hootch- Mandela and Paris is a sitcom just waiting to be made.
Dave- Of course. It couldn't possibly be her fault.
Flann- Too late...
I've ordered "Born Innocent" on Netflix to start the celebration.
You see, if I were out of the country and had not heard of her recent imprisonment, I would've thought that this post title had something to do with her propensity to go commando.
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