If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Like, oh my god! She, like, totally did NOT mean to violate her probation. I mean, she's like, really, really sorry. I swear to god.
You have like no idea how hard her, like, life is. People are, like, always following her around and stuff. She might seem like she's like this party girl, y'know, but she's like totally sweet and, like, cares about others. She should, like, totally NOT be in jail.