5/16/2007

Why Mike Huckabee Can't Win...

Beside the fact that you probably don't know who he is, here are a few reasons Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee won't win the presidential nomination:
  • I heard him say "doggone" during the debate last night. Anyone who says doggone is telling the world that they are a lame-o of the highest magnitude. My apologies to those of you who use doggone regularly.
  • His name makes people think of this guy:

He also is one of the three that doesn't believe in evolution, but that's probably a plus for him in the primaries.

12 comments:

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Formerly obese, he's now super-sanctimonious towards anyone even a little chubby.

Asshole.

K.I.D. said...

I think doggone is a fun word. But then again, I've been told I'm lame. So sad!

Dick Small said...

I want Obama to win. I like him. I mean, I REALLY like him, if you catch my drift *wink*

Dick Small said...

Btw, I didn't know about the obese thing concerning Mr. H. Ironic how "Huckabee" and "hypocrite" both start with the same letter.

Skylers Dad said...

I'd rather vote for somebody named "Snagglepuss"

vikkitikkitavi said...

Not to mention how cowardly and supremely stupid that motherfucker has been regarding the convictions of the West Memphis Three.

Was there ever 3 clearer cases of wrongful conviction, like, ever? What the fuck is wrong with the douchehat, anyway?

Did I mention he's a fucking coward?

Chris said...

Randy- I hadn't heard that. That's unfortunate.

K.I.D.- I'll pray for you.

Dick- You're so cryptic!

S.D.- Heavens to murgatroid!

Vikki- I totally forgot about that! Yeah, for god's sake let those guys out already!

Anon. Blogger said...

I say doggone.

If you want...

I....

could stop....

reading your blog..

(sniffle)

Chris said...

Anon- It's OK. You are forgiven. Hell, it's not like you say "dadburn".

Do you?

Grant Miller said...

Hey - he got the Colbert Bump.

Anon. Blogger said...

I only say dadburn when I acting stupid.

Oh, oh.....

genn6 said...

Hopefully noneo f them will win. I'm so sick of Republican regimes.