In my never-ending quest to be as much like George W. Bush as I can, I am offering a new service to all my blog visitors.
Dubya is known to have a penchant for nicknaming people. Since none of you will ever get within two feet of him, I'm prepared to fill the void. Just leave a request in the comments and I'll give you your own nickname. Some of you may already have a nickname or two, but that doesn't matter. Before you do, though, three things:
- The nickname I give you may or may not have anything to do with you, your personality, or your appearance.
- If the nickname I give you sounds like it may be offensive, I assure you, no offense will have been intended.
- I will try to respond promptly. I know there will be a lot of people clamoring for their new monikers, so just be patient and I'll get to you each in due time.
O.K. Step right up. Who's first?
In my never-ending quest to be as much like George W. Bush as I can, I am offering a new service to all my blog visitors. Dubya is known to have a penchant for nicknaming people. Since none of you will ever get within two feet of him, I'm prepared to fill the void. Just leave a request in the comments and I'll give you your own nickname. Some of you may already have a nickname or two, but that doesn't matter. Before you do, though, three things:
52 comments:
Although I already have too many nicknames to mention, sock it to me, baby!
I'm in...
I'd like a nickname for my nickname
Frank= "Guacamole-Pants"
Jen= "The Guillotine"
Johnny= "Squidbait"
Cherry= "Snugglebucket"
oh, this is fun. what's mine?
do I dare ask??
I think I would like to have something Elizabethan sounding.
Like "churlish beef-witted coxcomb", or what ever you have handy.
Hell, I'll answer to most anything.
Doc
Teri= "Peach Pit"
B.O.= "Uncle Moonpie"
Doc- You'll get what I give you! You're now "Puddles" (By the way, hope you're feeling better!)
I like it! You da man, Chris!
give it a spin, dude
Nickname me!
SPOONEY WANT NICK NAME!
me me me!
Slinger= "Captain Calamity"
Doc- I already did, Puddles!
Spooney= "Gristle-tits"
I would love one, but it has to be single syllable, cause I ain't had too much book learnin...
Lulu- "Bacon Breath"
S.D.= "Loog"
Sorry, that second request was from me, not Doc...
Flann= "The Polynesian Puma"
Me, me, me!
This might be your best post ever!
Well it couldn't be any more offensive than the name I already have....
... so okay, go ahead.
"UNCLE MOONPIE"!!! BWA HA HA HA!! I might have to change my avitar o'er at Frying Bacon...
Should I be scared?
Okay, go for it.
I tried to photoshop a whole bunch of moon pies over the naked butts of some cute ladies (GET IT?! MOON PIE?!?) but I lost interest halfway through-- it wasn't as funny as I imagined it would be.
i'm usin' the name, though...
Do your worst.
Lay it on me.
Hope I'm not too late for a name.
I can't wait to hear mine.
Please, please, tell me it isn't too late for a name! I mean, of all bloggers, I could use a name, right?
Randy= "Johnny Applesauce"
Dick= "Q-Bert"
Elizabeth= "Miss Mystery"
Mixed Nut= "Ukulele-head"
Phil= "Mittens"
TenS= "Spunkles"
Amy= "Sally Shoehorn"
Anon= "Bubbles"
Sock it to me.
Al= "Poonut"
please rename me sir.
Cheer34= "Squirmburger"
Ah, Miss Mystery. I like it!
Better watch it! Or I'll get my 'Mittens' on ya!
Me!! I want one too!!
Sock it to me, Chris. I'd love to hear what you come up with.
I'm liking it!
That is so perfect! I am one, thank you!
Add me to the list, please.
47 comments? Shit, *I* need to do something like this.
Catherinette= "The Arctic Firefly"
Boob Lady= "Hootie-pie"
Val= "Mama Mayhem"
I forgot to answer the question. Frank. Frank was first.
Go ahead and hit me with a nickname tough guy.
Me too.
Bubs= "Roadkill"
C.P.= "Yogi"
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