5/15/2007

He Ded...

Reported cause of death: pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays and lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, and People For the American Way.

11 comments:

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

So many great things I could say, but I'm paralyzed by too many options.

Makes me wish there really WAS a Hell.

Anonymous said...

I knew you would have something smart and intelligent to say about this.

you never disappoint, Chris.

SkylersDad said...

I missed this news item, too much work going on right now.

If there is a hell, he arrived by rocket sled.

Jen said...

what a shame

*said in a sarcastic tone

Frank Sirmarco said...

Wasn't he Jerry Lee Lewis' cousin?

Phil said...

America has taken a step forward today.

Moderator said...

I was going to make the exact same joke.

Thanks Chris.

10,000 Spoons said...

Stress kills. you get THAT bent outta shape by Tinky-Winky dolls and it's eventually gonna stop your ticker.

Anonymous said...

CHERRY RIDE: I thought it was Mel Gibson's fault??

gennifer6 said...

Thank God, pun intended.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Right about now, in an oh, so special ring of Hades...

Satan: Seriously, can anyone get him to shutup? Anyone?!! Jes...oh my Go- Now look what you made me do Jerry, you almost made say his name! Jerry, just shut the fuck up, before I stick a thousand pitchforks down your fat throat! Oh, just shut up, why don't you? Where is the "off" button on this thing? This is so unfair, how did I get stuck with this guy?