Even though I'm as glum as glum can be right now, thanks to the Bears, I realize the only way to overcome this funk I'm experiencing is to post something funny. The question becomes: What's left? I've pretty much covered all the funny topics. I've already posted about snot, boobs & cleavage, the toilet, poo, vomit, wieners, and hemorrhoids. I've made fun of countless politicians, media-types, and celebrities, not to mention my own little ideosynchrasies.
Has my well run dry? Is this the end for Some Guy? Should I think about retirement?
Fuck no! Here's a huge ass for you. Bon Apetit!