Not too long ago, I was out to lunch with my business partner and his friend, a hardcore conservative Catholic. He and I get into heated debates from time to time. Recently, we were talking about religion. I told him I didn't believe in the existence of hell.
"I can PROVE that hell exists," he said.
"Um, no you can't," I replied.
"Sure I can, but I'd have to kill you first," he said, completely serious.
"OK, but please make it quick," I thought to myself.
Now THAT is some stunning logic. Moron.