1/16/2007

Taking One For The Team...

I think awards shows are fucking silly, but, as they are part of the pop culture landscape, I feel I must offer some commentary. Since no one really gives a shit about the awards themselves, I'm going to focus my attention on the pre-show:
First, I'm not an American Idol watcher, but is Ryan Seacrest always such a smarmy douche?
Hey, no one's making you go to this thing, you crabby twat. Why don't you two just go away for a while.
I think we've found Hollywood's new power couple.
Yeah, Pivs, you love your mother. We get it.

My vote for most visible cleavage goes to :
Beyonce Knowles

8 comments:

Phil said...

Piven = wasted.

Flannery Alden said...

Chris,

Re: Ryan Seacrest
No, he used to be much worse.

Re: Pivs
He looks like an unmade bed. How it possible to hang out with your mother and look terrible? She should have never let him out of the house looking like a drunken Professor (from Gilligan's Island). I blame her for this picture.

Chris said...

Flan- I believe that is actually a pic from last year. I was too lazy to hunt for a current one, but he was there with his mom again.

Slinger said...

Piven has turned into a total dirtbag. Used to like that guy. And I can't stand Angelina, not sure what it is that people find so attractive in her, I think she is U-G-L-Y.

bruno666 said...

i like this entry... just came upon your blog by accident but it succeeded in holding my attention for more than 10 seconds, which in this day in age is a milestone! Thanks for making me laugh. I hope you have a good day.
Eric
A.K.A Bruno666 - myspace

The Boob Lady said...

Piven = My husband to be. Seriously, I've been told many times that I am sick and twisted. I can't help it. I love me some Pivs.

vikkitikkitavi said...

I knew Piven when I lived in Chicago and we were both nobodies. He never struck me as someone who wouldn't let fame go to his head.

Geo said...

Aside from maybe Tim Allen, no one was near drunk enough.