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Taking One For The Team...
I think awards shows are fucking silly, but, as they are part of the pop culture landscape, I feel I must offer some commentary. Since no one really gives a shit about the awards themselves, I'm going to focus my attention on the pre-show:
First, I'm not an American Idol watcher, but is Ryan Seacrest always such a smarmy douche?
Hey, no one's making you go to this thing, you crabby twat. Why don't you two just go away for a while.