My loyal readers know me as a connoisseur when it comes to frozen pizza. Well, last night I made what may go down as THE most perfect frozen pizza I've ever made. The cheese was brown around the edges (I buy plain cheese Jack's) and bubbly in the middle. The crust was crisp, but in no way burnt, and still retained some of it's chewiness. If I was in 4-H, this fucker would've won the blue fucking ribbon at the county fair, let me tell you.
I know what you're thinking: "Is this post funny?"
No, it's not.
Frozen pizza is serious damn business, dammit!