2/16/2007

Name Dropping...

Yes, I know it's obnoxious, but I thought I'd tell you that my Uncle Vernon was once buddies with Orville Redenbacher (pictured above, inexplicably, with Thurston Howell III and his wife, Lovey).

So, basically, I'm next in line to take over the entire Redenbacher popcorn empire.

Don't be jealous.

10 comments:

teri said...

can I borrow $20?

Flannery Alden said...

Oh, Orville and the Howell's used to swing, or didn't you know that?

And I have one recommendation for you when you take over: Pop Bacorn (bacon flavored pop-corn).

Chris said...

Teri- OK, but I charge ridiculous interest rates.

Flann- Pure genius! Man, would that be good!

The Boob Lady said...

LUCKY!!

I like mine air popped with extra butter!!

Jen said...

How can I not
be jealous?

Big Orange said...

bacon flavoured popcorn? why does that strike me as disgusting?? Maybe I'm just a purist.

Oh, and Chris, when you take over, see what you can do about REMOVING that microwave shit from the market. I've NEVER had a good bag of microwave 'corn.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Can I come visit you in Valparaiso?

genn6 said...

you should buy lots of curtains....

Big Orange said...

what if your last name was Bird. would this be "bird droppings"??

K.I.D. said...

Just when I though you couldn't get any cooler...