Hey, Comrades! What gives? I've noticed that, according to that Clustrmap thing I installed, no one from your country has checked out my blog yet.
Is it because I haven't done enough posts about Borscht or Matryoshka Dolls? If so, I apologize. I'll try to do better.
Is it because my president refers to your leader as "Pootie-poot"? What can I say? He's a jackass.
Maybe it's because Yakov Smirnoff chose Branson, Missouri over the bright lights of Moscow. Hey, I understand. I'd be bitter, too.
The most likely explanation is that you're too busy watching reruns of "Worker & Parasite".
Whatever the reason, I hope you stop by. I promise, no bread lines!