3/30/2007

Why I Don't Eat Honey...


Isn't it basically just glorified bee poo?



Or maybe it's bee puke. That's not much better.

16 comments:

Phil said...

Would oxygen be plant poo?

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

I think maybe honey comes from the bee's knees. That's what I tell myself, anyway.

Johnny Yen said...

I think actually it's more like bee throw-up, if that makes you feel any better about eating it.

Frank Sirmarco said...

If all puke tasted that good I'd be eating puke all the time.

vikkitikkitavi said...

With bodily excretions, everything is relative. I mean, you'd be insulted if a girl spit on you, but if she applied her saliva in a different way...

SkylersDad said...

Vikki, I am kind of insulted if she doesn't apply her saliva in a different way...

Marni said...

I've always wondered if pollen isn't actuall tree sperm... I mean think about it!

GETkristiLOVE said...

Bee poo is good with chicken embryos.

Bronwyn said...

I worked on a bee farm for a few years. Not only is it bee puke - it's full of dead bee body parts and dirt. Yummy.

The Boob Lady said...

Or maybe it's bee jizz. Did you ever think about that??

Johnny Yen said...

You know, you bloggers are some sick fucks.

I knew there was a reason I liked you so much.

Unknown said...

Correction sir, DELICIOUS bee poo.

Anonymous said...

it is, however, the only food that humans eat that is made by insects.

Doesn't that make it worth putting a dollop in your winter tea??

Coaster Punchman said...

Vegans don't eat it because they consider it a product of bee oppression. I'm serious.

Writeprocrastinator said...

I've seen yellow jackets (or was it hornets?) feast on human vomit, I wonder how many of them go, "ewww, gross, what are you doing?"

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's bee puke, not poo, and yes, it's chuck full of dead bees that get strained out with cheese cloth. It's an excellent antibiotic. Some people do eat bee poo too. It's called propylis or something like that. It's green too. In parts of india the buildings are stained in green bee poo. Seems like those guys should like the buildings clean. I also like embryonic fluid from poultry after its coagulates from high temperatures.