If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Amen. A classic!
"They kicked us out of school? Huh. That makes sense."
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!Otter: Germans?Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
"Unless the pledge in questions turns out to be a real closet-case...like Fred!""My brother..."
Otter-"What we need here is one stupid, futile, senseless gesture."Bluto-"And we're just the ones to do it!"
I've got a student in my 5th grade class who would've fit in just fine. He's 11 years old but the other day was:**pickin' his nose and trying to smear boogers on another student**talkin' about shemales to his classmates (and I think he probably knows what it means)**has said he likes lesbians**has probably written the following graffito on the wall in my classroom bathroom: "I like ass and vag." *I* would like to hit him upside the face with a frying pan, but we can't always get what we want, ay?
yes, yes, yes, I know, "you can't always get what U want" is in The Big Chill I hit the POST button before I thought it thru. I may be a jerk, but I don't want anyone thinking I'm an idiot!!
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