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12/04/2008
Winner For Most Inexplicable Thing My Friend Blurted Out At Full Volume In His High School Italian Class...
"I wanna suck a cow!"
17 comments:
Anonymous
said...
When I was younger, I noticed my neighbor was walking down a crowded street across from me. I yelled his name at the top of my lungs "Dick, Dick. YO DICK!". He never turned around but half of Philly did. The shame, the shame.
For me, it was some girl shrieking "Oh God! You just made me cream!" to her female friend in chorus class. The whole class (including her friend and the teacher) froze in silence and stared at her for a long, looonnnggg time.
"I wanna suck a cow!"
17 comments:
When I was younger, I noticed my neighbor was walking down a crowded street across from me. I yelled his name at the top of my lungs "Dick, Dick. YO DICK!". He never turned around but half of Philly did. The shame, the shame.
In English or Italian? It probably sounded great in Italian, something to be scorned in English.
And you found a pic to go with it!
The story is great, the picture is disturbing on many levels!
For me, it was some girl shrieking "Oh God! You just made me cream!" to her female friend in chorus class. The whole class (including her friend and the teacher) froze in silence and stared at her for a long, looonnnggg time.
It's like when you're dozing off and you wake up suddenly, shouting something like "I'll put it in my mouth, Granddad!"
Oh, Just me?
"Voglio (oppoure "Vorrei") succhiare una vacca?!"
Good gravy, hells no! Pasteurization, man, pasteurization!
Not even with cookies. Ew.
Why did he say that?
Was the guy from the pic a bit blind and thought perhaps we was in a dark room in a gay club?
Now,about your friend..if he said"vacca"..he could mean "whore", sometimes they called them this way..
this, ah, "friend" of yours... I think I like 'em already.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
now i wanna suck a cow....lol
peace
#2
Did he go on to persue a career in the adult film industry?
a humble request...(for anyone not allowing this post through--not spam--)
Anyone happen to know who Secret Dubai (the blogger: secretdubai.blogspot.com) is?
http://whoissecretdubai.blogspot.com/
was it skim milk?
I think I'll stick to the carton!
Have a Super Weekend!
- Jennifer
Is that Ryan Phillipe?!? Man! He's really been on a downward spiral since splitting up from the Mrs HUH?
Hey! That dude is Secret Dubai!
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