This Is Getting Ridiculous...

Man, I suck at tag. Since this one came from Flannery Alden, one of my favorite blog-pals, I shall oblige without a lot of whining...

FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE

1. Gas Station Clerk - Dick's Phillips 66
   
2. Garbage Man - Addison Park District
   
3. Bike Tour Leader - Michigan Bicycle Touring
   
4. Sales Associate - Brookstone (worst job ever)
   

FOUR FICTIONAL JOBS YOU WISH YOU HAD

1. Time Traveller
   
2. Peacemaker
   
3. Feeder Of The Masses
   
4. Boob Inspector
   

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN

1. Best In Show
   
2. The Natural
   
3. Dazed And Confused
   
4. The Godfather
   

FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN

1. Elmhurst, IL
   
2. Champaign, IL
   
3. Buc, France
   
4. Boyne City, MI
   

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH

1. The Office
   
2. McLaughlin Group
   
3. The Sports Reporters
   
4. The Sopranos
   

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION/TRAVELED TO

1. Cape Town, South Africa
   
2. Portofino, Italy
   
3. Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico
   
4. Jaco, Costa Rica
   

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY

1. Crooks & Liars
   
2. Yahoo's Daily Crossword Puzzle
   
3. Fox News (again, keeping an eye on the enemy)
   
4. Something Naughty I Don't Want To Mention
   

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS

1. Frozen Motherfuckin' Pizza
   
2. Lobster
   
3. Mostaccioli With Meat Sauce At My Friends' Restaurant
   
4. Italian Beef
   

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD EAT OR DRINK

1. Mashed Potatoes
   
2. Apple Pie
   
3. String Beans
   
4. Eggs (I took this to mean things I currently don't eat because I don't like them, but that I wish I could so I wouldn't look like such a nerd.)
   

FOUR THINGS IN YOUR ROOM

1. A South African Flag
   
2. A Nautical Chart Of Lake Michigan
   
3. Luggage
   
4. A Broken Alarm Clock
   

FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD IN YOUR BEDROOM

1. A Cool, Attractive, Naked Woman
   
2. A Really Cool Rustic Bed Frame
   
3. A Teleportation Machine
   
4. A Fireplace
   

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW

1. Plaid Button-Down Shirt
   
2. Levi's
3. Plaid Boxers
   
4. White Socks
   

FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW

1. Vail, Colorado
   
2. Barcelona, Spain
   
3. Behind The Curtains In The Oval Office
   
4. On A Kayak On Some Lake In The Adirondacks
   

FOUR FICTIONAL PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW

1. Hell (just to see if it's as bad as they all say)
   
2. Mister Roger's Land Of Make Believe, so I could tell that skank, Lady Elaine, to shut her piehole.
   
3. Utopia
   
4. Nirvana
   

FOUR PEOPLE YOU’D REALLY LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH

1. George Carlin
   
2. Molly Ivins
3. Billy Bragg
   
4. Nelson Mandela (I think we all could figure shit out.)
   

FOUR FICTIONAL PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH

1. Amelie
2. Aunt Jemima
   
3. Kramer
4. Han Solo

FOUR MORE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH

1. Harvey Weinstein
   
2. Sarah Price
   
3. Some Fat Cat Hollywood Agent
   
4. Kirby Dick (So I could convince them to make my movie.)

I'm not sure if people like being "tagged" or not, so I'll leave it up to you, but I tag anyone on my links list that has not yet answered and would like to.