That's where bacon comes in.
That's right. Bacon-flavored cigarettes. Are you kidding me? This one is a no-brainer!
In fact, why stop there? The tentative name for my product line is:
"Uncle Ed's Olde Tyme Breakfast Cigarettes"
Available in these exciting flavors:
- Waffles with Maple Syrup
- Grapefruit Juice
*Edited to add: I have been derelict in my blog-fairy duties. Today's target definitely does NOT like the Blackhawks...