10/17/2006

A Renewed Plea...

Those of you that read my blog regularly know I'm a bit of a movie buff, especially when it comes to documentaries. After countless hours of studying these films, I decided to put together a plan for my own documentary film. These are some of the selling points of my plan:
  • If made, my film would make more money than Fahrenheit 911, Supersize Me, and March Of The Penguins combined.
  • It would cost next to nothing to make.
  • It would shock the shit out of people, most of whom would never imagine a film like mine would ever be made.
  • It wouldn't contain any graphic violence.
  • It would be a hopeful movie.
  • It would be unprecedented.
So, if you have some sort of connection to someone in the film industry that has the ability to dream, drop me a line. This is not for those who don't have an active imagination. The film I have in mind combines elements of documentary and dramatic film in a very unique way. I have a thorough presentation I can make available. I'd make sure that you were well compensated if the film ever got made. I'll admit, I'm doing this now after talks I'd been having with a certain industry muckety-muck fell through. I refuse to give up on this thing, though, no matter how much nay-saying I hear.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow...you sold me and I have no idea what your plan is. If I was a movie person I would take a risk on you...to bad I'm just your average housewife...

Flannery Alden said...

A former friend of mine is now acting on a public access cable channel...

My connections suck.

Amy said...

I only know people in the porn industry.

Okay... I'm lying. Good luck.

Big Orange said...

how much full monty do you got planned?

Big Orange said...

AMY-- lie to me some MORE...

Anonymous said...

Write a single page treatment of it and I'll give it to the producers I know in Hollywood. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

In all likelyhood your film will only get made when you raise the money and do it yourself.

Chris said...

Dirty- Well, when it comes out I expect you to buy a ticket!
Flannery- Stop that. You are still the only blogger to look at it and you are still around. That's huge!
Phil- Yeah, everyone says that. Unfortunately, the subject matter prevents me from doing it myself. It's going to take a very courageous and open-minded person to consider what I've got. Let me put something together for you.