10/09/2006

Fantasy Football Update - 10/9/06...


I suck balls.

My season is a bust. I haven't won a single game. I won't give a rat's patoot, though, if the mighty mighty Bears of Chicago continue their dominance. Hey, fellow Bears fans, how cool is it to see a team that not only has a blistering defense, but an offensive juggernaut as well? They are a pleasure to watch.

Of course, they are a Chicago team, so I should temper my jubilance somewhat.

9 comments:

Big Orange said...

you got my interest at ball sucking. then you turned 'round and lost it when you talked football. Go back to the balls, dude.

dirty said...

You need some Cleveland Browns players!!!

lulu said...

I can't think about football while baseball is still being played, so by the time I pay attention the Bears will be back to doing what it is that Chicago teams do best, breaking our hearts.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Da Bears, is this a childhood loyalty? What about Detroit?

Chris said...

Big Orange- I'm afraid I'm wrong person to be asking about literal ball-sucking.
Dirty- I'm afraid that wouldn't help.
Lulu- Aha! Someone who understands Chicago sports!
Vikki- Yes. Childhood loyalty. I will be a Cubs/Bears (and to a lesser degree Bulls/Blackhawks) fan wherever I live. Detroilet stinks. I've never even been inside the city limits there.

lulu said...

I grew up a Cubs fan, no wonder I like being spanked.

Anonymous said...

I have been very hesitant to write about the Bears so as not to be disappointed later.

Chris do you remember who all went to that Bulls Finals game in '91?

Chris said...

I do not. I didn't go. I was too poor. I'm sure Geoff, Mike, and Mark were probably there.

Anonymous said...

Man, I coulda sworn you were there.