FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
- Gas Station Clerk - Dick's Phillips 66
- Garbage Man - Addison Park District
- Bike Tour Leader - Michigan Bicycle Touring
- Sales Associate - Brookstone (worst job ever)
- Time Traveller
- Peacemaker
- Feeder Of The Masses
- Boob Inspector
- Best In Show
- The Natural
- Dazed And Confused
- The Godfather
- Elmhurst, IL
- Champaign, IL
- Buc, France
- Boyne City, MI
- The Office
- McLaughlin Group
- The Sports Reporters
- The Sopranos
- Cape Town, South Africa
- Portofino, Italy
- Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico
- Jaco, Costa Rica
- Crooks & Liars
- Yahoo's Daily Crossword Puzzle
- Fox News (again, keeping an eye on the enemy)
- Something Naughty I Don't Want To Mention
- Frozen Motherfuckin' Pizza
- Lobster
- Mostaccioli With Meat Sauce At My Friends' Restaurant
- Italian Beef
- Mashed Potatoes
- Apple Pie
- String Beans
- Eggs (I took this to mean things I currently don't eat because I don't like them, but that I wish I could so I wouldn't look like such a nerd.)
- A South African Flag
- A Nautical Chart Of Lake Michigan
- Luggage
- A Broken Alarm Clock
FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD IN YOUR BEDROOM
- A Cool, Attractive, Naked Woman
- A Really Cool Rustic Bed Frame
- A Teleportation Machine
- A Fireplace
- Plaid Button-Down Shirt
- Levi's
- Plaid Boxers
- White Socks
FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
- Vail, Colorado
- Barcelona, Spain
- Behind The Curtains In The Oval Office
- On A Kayak On Some Lake In The Adirondacks
- Hell (just to see if it's as bad as they all say)
- Mister Roger's Land Of Make Believe, so I could tell that skank, Lady Elaine, to shut her piehole.
- Utopia
- Nirvana
FOUR PEOPLE YOU’D REALLY LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH
- George Carlin
- Molly Ivins
- Billy Bragg
- Nelson Mandela (I think we all could figure shit out.)
FOUR FICTIONAL PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH
- Amelie
- Aunt Jemima
- Kramer
- Han Solo
- Harvey Weinstein
- Sarah Price
- Some Fat Cat Hollywood Agent
- Kirby Dick (So I could convince them to make my movie.)
8 comments:
Good to know that you're not a fan of being tagged. I'll note that for the future.
I love that you listed "peacemaker" under fictional jobs. You are such a cynic!
I also took it that the foods were ones we currently don't eat...eggs and coffee were on my list because I think if I ate them I'd fit in to society better.
One of my jobs was working in the back office of a gynecology clinic.. you better be more specific about "Boob inspector", Chris... because I can tell you from experience they aren't all pretty and young.
>>>>Mister Roger's Land Of Make Believe, so I could tell that skank, Lady Elaine, to shut her piehole.<<<
BWAAAAhHAhahHAhahaHAhHAha!!
HAHhAHahaaa
Flannery- It's not that I don't like them. Actually, I think they're kind of fun. I was just being a dick, trying to look hip by pretending I was too cool to be tagged.
Amy: Part of my job description would be my discretion to inspect only the boobs I wanted to.
Jen: Based on your performance in the Seinfeld quiz and the fact that you understand that reference, I have a feeling we are pop culture soulmates.
Dear Chris,
I think I worked at that Brookstone just after you quit, if I remember correctly. And, yes, it was a very sucky job. After a couple months I just stopped going in.
Sincerely,
Grant Miller, Esq.
Grant- Frank worked there before you and I. He and I have worked at three of the same places: Dick's Phillips, Brookstone, and TCBY. Brookstone had cool shit to play with, but the management pushed the "hard sell" - not my style. They didn't approve of my laissez-faire attitude. Plus, retail just isn't my bag.
Ok, if you had a really hot naked woman in your bedroom, on your rustic bed, in front of a roaring fireplace, why the teleportation machine?
I know this was a while ago, but I just "happened upon your blog" today.
Amylynn- Welcome! I just noticed yuor comment. You make a good point. Maybe the teleportation machine is in case me and said naked woman wanted to zap down to South America or something. I think it just creates limitless options.
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