Alas, another Hollywood super-couple has gone the way of the Dodo bird (that means it's over). That's right, America's sweethearts Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are kaputski.Reliable sources are saying the marriage ended after Mr. Phillippe grew tired of waking up each morning to find that he had impaled himself on his wife's razor-sharp chin.
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Perhaps this is some sort of extra-cruel Halloween prank.
Oh, and nice Halloween skin for the blog, too.
Maybe she walked around the house holding her Oscar all the time...That would piss me off...
I've gotten so cynical that when I go to a wedding I'm thinking, "I wonder how long THIS will last? Five years? three years? One?" Sad state of the world.
Everytime news like this hits the headline, my wife and I hi-five each other. "We outlasted another one!"
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