10/31/2006

Cruel Intentions...

Alas, another Hollywood super-couple has gone the way of the Dodo bird (that means it's over). That's right, America's sweethearts Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are kaputski.

Reliable sources are saying the marriage ended after Mr. Phillippe grew tired of waking up each morning to find that he had impaled himself on his wife's razor-sharp chin.

9 comments:

dirty said...

Weird. No one stays together anymore...marriage is a joke now-a-days.

Geo said...

Perhaps this is some sort of extra-cruel Halloween prank.

Geo said...

Oh, and nice Halloween skin for the blog, too.

Beth said...

C'mon, who wants to stay with a sickly sweet bitch? Ryan just wised up.

dirty said...

I think she is cute...maybe he was jealous that his career went nowhere.

Frank Sirmarco said...

Maybe she walked around the house holding her Oscar all the time...That would piss me off...

Anonymous said...

I've gotten so cynical that when I go to a wedding I'm thinking, "I wonder how long THIS will last? Five years? three years? One?" Sad state of the world.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Everytime news like this hits the headline, my wife and I hi-five each other. "We outlasted another one!"

Big Orange said...

who are these people??