I love apples
I don't eat apple sauce, apple pie, apple butter, apple crisp, or Apple Jacks (TM).
I rarely drink apple juice or cider.
I don't own an Apple computer.
I don't listen to Fiona Apple.
I have never been to the Big Apple.
And I think you know my feelings on Gwyneth's baby-naming tendencies.
*Edited to add: Chicago was fun. My niece is cute as ever. I ended up getting her the Fisher Price Farm, a toy that I had as a little kid. It's different from mine, but it made sounds and seemed to hold her interest for more than a few minutes. I consider that a success.