Thank fucking god! Our long national fucking nightmare is over! Miss New Jersey gets to keep her fucking crown. You have no idea how fucking distraught I've been over this. I have literally been unable to fucking sleep at night wondering what the outcome would be. My heart goes out to this poor fucking girl, Amy Polumbo. The pain and agony she has had to fucking endure is horrible and shouldn't happen to anyone. I pray that she will find the fucking strength to put this terrible experience behind her and bring the fucking title to New Jersey where it belongs. God fucking bless her.
7/13/2007
Pressing News...
Thank fucking god! Our long national fucking nightmare is over! Miss New Jersey gets to keep her fucking crown. You have no idea how fucking distraught I've been over this. I have literally been unable to fucking sleep at night wondering what the outcome would be. My heart goes out to this poor fucking girl, Amy Polumbo. The pain and agony she has had to fucking endure is horrible and shouldn't happen to anyone. I pray that she will find the fucking strength to put this terrible experience behind her and bring the fucking title to New Jersey where it belongs. God fucking bless her.
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I have not followed this story, but I LOVE how you used the F word in every sentence. WELL PLAYED!
I threw my legs up in the air when I heard the good news.
THANK GOD SOMEONE HAS THE GUTS TO COVER THE REAL NEWS!!
THANK YOU SIR!
Does this mean we get to see the pictures she was blackmailed with?
I hope the pictures don't become public - I am in most of them...
The pictures were really tame. No nudity, no booze-induced lesbian action. That's what made it so laffable. Beth's comment is a reference to one of them I bet.
seriously, you know? it's such a tragedy when people's past come back to haunt them and then garners them more attention and publicity during a time when it benefits them to a great degree. it's like, no one should ever have to pay for things they did a long time ago.
There probably isn't a girl that age alive who doesn't have sinilar photos. Now that everyone has a digital camera or a camera phone you just can't let your boyfriend bite your breast in public anymore. It's a shame, that's what it is.
Ooooh, Hunter S. Thompson!! Wherefore art thou?? We needeth yee!!!
You know, my daughter is in pageants. I wonder what stuff we can stage NOW so she can get a lil' extra attention 10 years from now when things get dull??
I thought throwing your legs in the air in a limo was a prerequisite to becoming Miss America.
You know, I've managed to dodge this story until now. Thanks, Chris.
AMEN!
concernced NJ citizen
I though those pictures were hot.
I keep thinking of all the millions of people who are most likely pissed that she wasn't even naked in any of those photos!
this just confirms that most people are stupid
I thought, based on the title, that the pressing news had to do with her shirt in that photo. I would much rather have seen Beth throw her legs up in the air like she just didn't care.
You gotta love a girl who holds two pumpkins up to her breasts at Halloween.
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