Anyone who has passed through NE Illinois/NW Indiana lately knows that there is no bigger billboard advertiser than Krazy Kaplan. You can usually see at least three of his signs from any one spot along I-94 or I-294. This guy seriously wants to sell you fireworks.Why do I have the feeling that the teaser about buying one and getting six free (on selected items) only applies to shitty non-fireworks like smoke bombs and the pinacle of lameness, Snakes?
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I thought the side of the sign said Sex Free, and was immediately drawn to it.
Imagine my disappointment...
It's the old 'bait and switch' Chris.
Get their asses in the door and their wallets will follow!
Krazy Kaplans? Like Gabe?
I had not seen snakes before. Lame-o
They looked like poop rising from the ground.
ok dude...I'm still a huge fan of snakes AND the amazing throw them down crack popper thingys. If I got six free with my fireworks-- I'd be a happy camper. Too bad I'm really far from that location...;-)
We have such a bad drought going on down here, they're taking bottle rockets off the shelves, in fear of another burning of Atlanta.
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