7/03/2007

Something I've Been Meaning To Do...

My newest link, Splotchy, has been promoting a program called Adopt-An-Actor. A bunch of you have participated.

Adoption is not something that should be taken lightly. It involves a lifetime of responsibility and is a huge commitment. I wanted to make sure that whoever I adopted would be assured a loving home and a safe haven where, perhaps over time, feelings of abandonment might start to wane. There was one actor I felt could use a little love. The eighties were not easy for him. He was thrust into dick role after dick role, first in Karate Kid, followed by Just One Of The Guys, European Vacation, and Back To School. I don't care how strong your self-esteem is, that's GOT to do some damage to your psyche after a while. For this reason, I have decided to adopt:



William Zabka

Welcome to the family!

13 comments:

Dick Small said...

He always struck me as being a "man's man", if you catch my drift...

Valerie said...

he even looks like he could be related to you.

Teri said...

Congrats. Do you want us to throw you an "adoption shower"? or does he have everything he needs?

Big Orange said...

Once I saw that BILL BIXBY was available, I said "hang the expense and the work! i want HIIIM!"

Big Orange said...

wait-- aren't there any porno actresses who have gone to mainstream viddie? Are we giving up major opportunities, heah??

mixednut said...

I read a recent interview with him and he said at one point, a gang from the Valley was looking to kick his ass after the KK movies.

Splotchy said...

Congrats on your adoption!

I hope he doesn't give you too much trouble.

Just watch that he doesn't do that "sweep the leg" trick. I'm under the impression that the crane technique is a good counterbalance.

Frank Sirmarco said...

When he arrives at the compound, make sure he wears that skeleton costume from KK.

Zed said...

OMG, I remember him.

He was very, very mean to the Karate Kid--and he scared me. Oh, sure, he looked good on the outside, but inside he was cruel and capable of unspeakable things. Are you sure you want to adopt HIM, Chris?

K.I.D. said...

Sweet! I'm so gonna partake in this. Thanks for the link!

Writeprocrastinator said...

No bullshit, my wife and my middle sister-in-law babysat Zabka.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Not at the same time, mind you.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Our adoptees were in the same stupid movie!