If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I Don't Enjoy Mowing The Lawn...
There. I said it.
You see, a lot of people have a romanticized vision of lawn mowing, like in the picture above. They talk about the joy of being outside, enjoying nature. They talk about the alluring fragrance of the fresh-cut clippings and the regal beauty of a painstakingly manicured lawn.
It's all bogus. Mowing the lawn is a sweaty, noisy pain in the ass and you know it.