Do you think Bill O'Reilly would let me throw one of my turds at his face? I mean, if I asked him really nicely. Is that some breach of etiquette? I don't feel like it is.
**Edited to add: I guess I've been blogging too long. I'm starting to repeat myself. I found THIS POST where I talk about actually smearing poo on his face. I must be losing my edge...
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I think every last one of us should have that opportunity! I would choose that tool Hannity though!
My all-time favorite Bill-O quote: (after San Francisco voted to ban military recruiters from city schools)
"If I'm the president of the United States, I walk right into Union Square, I set up my little presidential podium, and I say, 'Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you're not going to get another nickel in federal funds. Fine. You want to be your own country? Go right ahead. And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.''
I imagine he would, as long as you don't mind that it's in a shady hotel, outside of town and he's wearing a dunce cap and a diaper.
Clearly he has issue's, exploit them and I think you can make it happen.
Chris, I know how you feel! I have this really strong urge to rub falafel all over his saggy man boobs, but I have no idea why....
I wouldn't say you're losing your edge. You just REALLY want to throw poo at him.
I don't know Bill O'Reilly, but judging by his expression, somebody beat you to it.
I hope you've seen the clip Olbermann's been running lately with Miss New Jersey.
I'd complain about the double post if it wasn't such a great idea
I'll lend you my new poop container.
It would only be fair-- he's been blowing turds out of his mouth at us for years.
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