7/05/2007

Action Alert: I'm Going To Russia...

As I explained in THIS POST, I've been having a bear of a time trying to lure people from Russia to my blog. That was back in February and still, not a single Russian visitor. This cannot stand.

So, tomorrow I am leaving for Russia. To maximize visibility on my Clustrmap, I've decided to go to the modern geographic center of Russia, the Putoran Plateau. After a little sightseeing on beautiful Lake Vivi, I'm going to find an internets cafe in nearby Turukhansk and pay a visit to my own blog. That way, the little red dot will stick out as much as that thing on Gorbachev's forehead. You Russians just insist on being stubborn, so now I have to take matters into my own hands.

8 comments:

Splotchy said...

Please please please do me a favor and hit my site, too.

And could you also hit Lulu's as well?

Flannery Alden said...

Does Viktor have a тюфяк you can crash on?

Skylers Dad said...

Da comrade, Ezz gut!

Elizabeth said...

Bring back some Vodka, please!

K.I.D. said...

Do you EVER work? You're always going on vacation.

Must be nice.

Zed said...

I have a few Russian visitors to my site that I'm willing to swap if you'll send me a few Greek visitors.

Does two Russians for each Greek seem fair?

Beth said...

Smart man. Tour the country; it's a big one, and you'll get all sorts of red dots.

My ClusterMap has become a clusterf*ck. It wipes clean once a month, and the red dots start building again. Ticks me off.

Writeprocrastinator said...

This is what you do. Go to this site and type in any words that you think would attract someone to your blog in English.

Unfortunately, my third blog attracts nothing but spammers from all over the world.