Back in high school, I was involved in a few of the drama productions. I was a terrible actor and couldn't sing for shit, but a bunch of my friends were into it, so it was an opportunity to spend school nights with them with minimal adult supervision. This lack of supervision led to a certain amount of mischief-making which included swirlies. For those of you who have lived a sheltered life, a swirlie is where a bunch of people grab someone, force their head into a toilet, and flush it. The ones we gave were always in a "clean" toilet. We all got one at one point. It was sort of a rite of passage.
There was one kid, a real dorkus, who, after receiving his, squealed to the teacher/director. The teacher informed us that swirlies were forbidden. He then claimed that, in his opinion, a swirlie was as bad as rape. I wonder if there are any rape victims out there that wouldn't have rather had their head briefly soaked with toilet water.