Change it to "Pol-A-Tics", like the Tilt-A-Whirl. People go nuts for rides like that! Plus, both have been known to make people puke.
*As some of you may have noticed, there have been times in the past where I've tried to develop recurring features for this blog. I get enthusiastic about them at first, but then they soon become forgotten and I loose interest in resurrecting them. It'll probably happen with this one, too, but you never know.