Yes, I know it's obnoxious, but I thought I'd tell you that my Uncle Vernon was once buddies with Orville Redenbacher (pictured above, inexplicably, with Thurston Howell III and his wife, Lovey).So, basically, I'm next in line to take over the entire Redenbacher popcorn empire.
Don't be jealous.
10 comments:
can I borrow $20?
Oh, Orville and the Howell's used to swing, or didn't you know that?
And I have one recommendation for you when you take over: Pop Bacorn (bacon flavored pop-corn).
Teri- OK, but I charge ridiculous interest rates.
Flann- Pure genius! Man, would that be good!
LUCKY!!
I like mine air popped with extra butter!!
How can I not
be jealous?
bacon flavoured popcorn? why does that strike me as disgusting?? Maybe I'm just a purist.
Oh, and Chris, when you take over, see what you can do about REMOVING that microwave shit from the market. I've NEVER had a good bag of microwave 'corn.
Can I come visit you in Valparaiso?
you should buy lots of curtains....
what if your last name was Bird. would this be "bird droppings"??
Just when I though you couldn't get any cooler...
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