If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I do remember him. He made me feel weird, like he was naked or soemthing.
What kind of freak has only one set of ribs? Or no muscles on the left side of his body? Jeeze!
He was my first brush with fame. He came to my school and he was even creepier in person than he was on television.
I always wondered where his tallywacker went. I mean, REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM *is* one of the major systems of the body.
OH, and obviously HE didn't do anything to help kids get excercise or eat healthier, DID he?
As a nurse, I can assure you, with some authority, that nobody's colon ends on top of their basket.
he looks the result of an unholy relationship between Richard Simmons and Martin Short.
I remember him. He was creepy.
My question? What the heck made you think of this dude AND look him up? Chris, honey, do you need another vacation?
I hated him for his healthier than thou attitude.
Amy- Be afraid of any man donning a technicolor body-blouse.Frank- Seems a little misleading, huh? The poor impressionable children, Frank...Elizabeth- I hope you've recovered.B.O.- Is that where the pee-pee comes out?Randy- I think I see an opening for you as the "anti-Goodbody", just in time to expose his lies.Hootch- Spot on analysis, my man!Marni- I Do need another vacation and I try not to over-analyze where this shit comes from because it frightens me.Flan- He was pretty con-descending testicles about health, wasn't he?
He's the reason I drink.
He has that "child molester" kindof thing about him...creepy indeed.
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