Master Cleanser...

Have any of you ever tried THIS? Essentially you consume nothing but a mix of water, fresh lemon juice, organic maple syrup, and cayenne pepper for ten days and it's supposed to rid your body of all sorts of toxins & shit. I'd like to do it sometime just to see what the effects are (and to see if I can). If you have, let me know what you thought.


mixednut said...

Never tried it.
But I'm wondering what the guy on the box is doing??

SkippyMom said...

Isn't this a skitfake commercial off of "Saturday Night Live"? With Phil Hartman? at one point he is sitting on top of a billion stacked bowls of the stuff?

Still funny - but sounds like a check out at Snopes, eh?

Chris said...

Skippy- No, the picture is a SNL fake, you're right, but the Master Cleanser is an actual legitimate thing. Surely my California readers will know something about this.

The Boob Lady said...

I can pretty much guarantee the following will occur:

1) Your asshole will look like the top of Mount Vesuvius after an eruption.

2) Your asshole will also feel like Mount Vesuvius after a major eruption.

3) Your toilet will never be the same.

4) You will lose 100 pounds of water weight and gain it all back by Monday.

5) You will end up fatter than when you started and you will have a floppy, burny, hemorrhoid-y asshole.

Megan said...

I'm pretty sure Melissa did this AND blogged about it. If not this, something very much like this.

Anonymous said...

why in the hell would you WANT to? I mean, I'm buildin' up my resistance to chemicals. If you lead a pure life and you don't get no chemicals then one day you're gonna latch on to a hot dog or something and it's gonna lay yer ass out DEAD!

Besides, I read somewhere in Reader's Digest that Colon Blow causes cancer.