12/18/2006

The Accolades Just Keep Coming...

In what some are calling the "biggest cop-out of all time", Time Magazine has named me their "Person Of The Year".

Shit. I didn't even know I was in the running!

Fucking stupid, irrelevant mainstream media...

8 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

I don't know, I might subscribe to that right-wing rag, if they started flirting with me like that.

Of course, you're up for so many awards this year, Chris. You must have a massive PR machine.

Amy said...

So, to them you are just a computer monitor? They couldn't even put a picture of you on there? Not even the Jennifer Capriati you?

Laaamme.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Chris- you're having a delusion of reference.

My TIME came today, and it said that I was Person of the Year.

C'mon now. We can't BOTH be right.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I think I've heard of you - you bought "it" on eBay too, didn't you?

Johnny Yen said...

Hey-- better you than Hitler or Khomeni, a couple of the past winnners.

Mombi said...

Do I get to make an acceptance speech??

Big Orange said...

damn, THAT was easy! They shoulda' thunk o' that ages ago!!

Sans Pantaloons said...

I think Time are correct at this point in pun. But probably not for long. There is a huge battle in progress for the groundplane we currently occupy.

Unfortunately we will lose.