- "So, wait a sec. When the big hand is on six and the little hand is between four and five, what does that mean again?"
- "Wow! Twenty seconds without invoking 'nine-eleven'. That's a new record!"
- "Dick, Davey & Goliath comes on in five minutes. Could we go over that new terrah threat some other time?"
- "I told you to get the watch that has Pac-Man on it. Now I get to play and you don't, sucker!"
- "T-minus 30 seconds before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!"
- "No, Mr. President. You see, Animal House is just a movie. Just because Otter and Bluto synchronized their watches doesn't mean we have to, too."
- "3:00! Time for Ho-hos!"
- "Looking at my watch, I can't help thinking what a simple-minded, lying, moron fuck I am. That ever happened to you?"
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“Thirty seconds to Pop-Tarts!”
“Dick, how long does it take Condoleeza to put in her fucking diaphragm anyway?”
“Seventeen minutes to get through the alphabet, Mr. President. That’s a new record!”
"On your mark, get set, LIE!"
Hey! This is a family blog, Frank. Pictures of Aretha Franklin's saggy breasts is one thing, but that kind of talk is pushing it. I realize that the Veep's penchant for young girls is well established, but he's trying to overcome it. Cut him some slack.
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