9/12/2006

Guesses At What's Being Said Here...


  • "So, wait a sec. When the big hand is on six and the little hand is between four and five, what does that mean again?"
  • "Wow! Twenty seconds without invoking 'nine-eleven'. That's a new record!"
  • "Dick, Davey & Goliath comes on in five minutes. Could we go over that new terrah threat some other time?"
  • "I told you to get the watch that has Pac-Man on it. Now I get to play and you don't, sucker!"
  • "T-minus 30 seconds before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!"
  • "No, Mr. President. You see, Animal House is just a movie. Just because Otter and Bluto synchronized their watches doesn't mean we have to, too."
  • "3:00! Time for Ho-hos!"
  • "Looking at my watch, I can't help thinking what a simple-minded, lying, moron fuck I am. That ever happened to you?"
Feel free to add your own...

6 comments:

Frank Sirmarco said...

“Thirty seconds to Pop-Tarts!”

Frank Sirmarco said...

“Dick, how long does it take Condoleeza to put in her fucking diaphragm anyway?”

Frank Sirmarco said...

“Seventeen minutes to get through the alphabet, Mr. President. That’s a new record!”

Flannery Alden said...

"On your mark, get set, LIE!"

Frank Sirmarco said...

"Another twenty seconds and the Viagra should kick in, Dick. Which girl scout do you want to fuck first?"

Chris said...

Hey! This is a family blog, Frank. Pictures of Aretha Franklin's saggy breasts is one thing, but that kind of talk is pushing it. I realize that the Veep's penchant for young girls is well established, but he's trying to overcome it. Cut him some slack.