A Survey...

From a blogging standpoint, this is probably incredibly hacky and perhaps a bit lame, but I seldom have the captive female audience that I do here. The reasons for why I want to know may or may not be revealed in the future. My male readers are welcome to reply as well.

What I'm wondering is who you consider the top five most physically attractive female celebrities alive today. Nevermind if they are a raging bitch or they name their children after fruit. This is strictly based on appearance.

I don't know if it's inappropriate to ask this of women. You do seem much more at ease about this kind thing than men. I know I wouldn't respond to a similar question about male celebrities, but that's because, as a rule, I find the male form repugnant. In fact, I think men should wear full body burqas at all times.

FYI: The pictured celebrity is Jordana Brewster. She's been in a few minor movies. I think she is smoking hot and would probably make my list. For the sake of getting the ball rolling, my other four would be Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Jennifer Connelly and (don't hate me) Jennifer Aniston. I know a lot of people don't like her, but I find her super-sexy for some reason.


Anonymous said...

Charlize would definitely be on my list, too.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Ashley Judd

and, although I'm not pleased with the fact that she is becoming more popular, I've thought Scarlett Johansson is beautiful for a very long time.

I can't really think of any others right now.

Benny said...

Kate Winslet (in any film except Iris)

Catherine Zeta-Jones (in any film except America's Sweethearts)

Mena Suvari (in any film, probably)

Christina Ricci (in any film where her hair is black... and "Pumpkin")

and Fanny Ardant (in any film. Period.)

lulu said...

Kate Winslet
Brooke Shields
Gabrielle Reece
Hallie Berry
Aishwarya Rai (and if you don't know who she is, Google her and prepare to be dazzled.)

In general I think women who are strong and smart and independent are the most attractive. Cute and cookie-cutter trixies are boring.

Anonymous said...

I'm not good with celebrities. Can I just get a hot or not quiz?

dirty said...

#1 is DEFFINATLY Jennifer Anniston...I would leave my husband for her.

hmmm...I get so thrown off by jennifer Anniston's hottness that I have a hard time thinking of who else I am in love with...I have to think...I will get back to you on this one...

Marni said...

Jennifer Anniston
Evangeline Lilly
Eva Longoria
Keira Knightly
Halle Barry

There are more I'm sure, but those were the first that popped in my head.

Chris said...

Thanks. Yeah, Catherine Zeta-Jones is hot and I also came very close to putting Evangeline Lilly on my list as well.

Flannery Alden said...

All right, here's my list:

Lindsay Lohan
Audrey Tautou (Amelie)
Heather Locklear
Lucy Liu
Loise Lombard (Sophia from CSI)

Chris said...

Shit! I forgot about Audrey Tautou. And Heather Locklear is pretty nice as well.

Anonymous said...

Bea Arthur
Betty White
Rue McClanahan
Estelle Getty

(Who doesn't love The Golden Girls??)

vikkitikkitavi said...

Catherine Keener (Being John Malkovich - c'mon!)

Amy Poehler - (super cute, smart, and funny funny funny)

Rachel Weisz - (that scene in The Constant Gardner where she stands up in the bathtub naked and pregnant - wow!)

Sandra Oh - (I dunno. Just something about her.)

Angelina Jolie (When I saw her in person, my jaw dropped. She is just stunning, no matter what you think of her. And she is built like a teeny-tiny brick shithouse.)

Grant Miller said...

It changes by the hour.

1. Theron.
2. Johansson.
3. Diaz.
4. Portman.
5. It's a toss up after that. I mean it could be anybody. Any lady, that is.

Grant Miller said...

Vikkitikkitavi brings up two good points.

Amy Poehler and Catherine Keener.

This post will keep me up tonight.


Valerie (Bunso) said...

Jessica Alba
Rachel McAdams
Anne Hathaway

coming up with those three names took longer than I anticipated.