9/15/2006

Heartfelt Thanks To The Ladies...

One of the things I've come to like about this blogging business is the unpredictability of it. I just never know what will hit and what will miss. Like, I thought the Brooke Shields nose-probe photos would garner a greater response. On the other hand, I had no idea my first "Perfect Day" post would be met with such adulation, despite the charges of ulterior motives from one reader (*cough*Vikki). If you ladies had any idea what a jamoke I am (Frank, back me up) when it comes to wooing women, you'd understand what an ego boost you gave me with your comments. I've heard some men referred to as "players". I represent their polar opposite. Thanks to you all, I've finally worked up the nerve to ask out this woman I've seen around town. She works at the sewage treatment plant in Boyne City. Here's a picture for all you busybodies. Keep your finger's crossed for me! This could be the one!

**Edited to add: If there is a hell, surely I am bound for it.

9 comments:

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

Way out back, indeed!

Anonymous said...

I just now read the "Perfect Day" post. It is very sweet. I bet that beauty would totally think so too.

Good luck, let us know if you score.

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

...or not.

Frank Sirmarco said...

Dear female readers:

I can safely say that Chris is not a jamoke; he only thinks he is.

By a raise of hands: how many of you lovely ladies wouldn't mind going out with (and making sweet, sweet, love to) a guy who is talented, intelligent, and witty, works on the ski patrol, is good with his hands, and knows pop culture like the back of his hand?

That's what I thought. If you have single friends or family who would enjoy the day described in the "Perfect Day" post, get them to Some Guy's Blog ASAP!

Let's show Chris how moist y'all are for him!

Some Guy said...

Frank: You are useless. By the way, do you want to go out sometime?

Frank Sirmarco said...

I'm only here to help.

By the way, if we're having a Brokeback moment, I'm totally on top!

vikkitikkitavi said...

Chris, just so you know, I am a "top" also.

And if I knew one single goddamn woman living in the middle of fucking nowhere, USA, I would for sure send her you way.

Now, really, baby, you have got to stop begging for attention like this. It's unseemly.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I'd date you but you're probably one of those useless Red Wings fans.

Some Guy said...

Vikki: Unseemly is my middle name.
Kristi: Never! Actually I'm a Hawks fan, but it's been a while since I followed hockey.