9/05/2006

Thanks, Cheeseheads...

I have decided that it would be next to impossible to improve upon the flavor of bratwurst.

Apologies to my vegetarian/vegan readers.

7 comments:

Beth said...

Have to agree with you there, Chris.

dirty said...

Love the title.

Flannery Alden said...

They are good...but they look so much better cooked.

vikkitikkitavi said...

As a vegetarian, I'd accept your apology, except I'm not convinced there is any animal flesh in bratwurst.

lunar-fix said...

As a convert to islam I totally agree. It is the only pork product that there is no substitute for. I miss the Johnsonville Brats... sigh.

Big Orange said...

that is so profoundly GROSS I don't know where to begin. Don't you remember those little orange squares that Heston was investigating in that old movie? Cheese is Soylent Orange! Don't you know what they MAKE that shit out of?!?

"YOU GOTTA' TELL 'EM!! SOYLENT ORANGE IS TOXIC WAAAAASTE!!"

Big Orange said...

no, my friend... boring old sweet Italian snausages boiled in beer, then grilled and served up with a good spicy mustard.

Fuck that cheese shit. ::shudder::