- Stupid name: Check.
- Head the size of a bison's: Check.
- Standard issue conservative helmet haircut: Check.
- Talks like he's got a mouthful of marbles: Check.
- Condescendingly parrots every last Republican talking point: Check-a-roony.
- Every opinion offered is like a stank turd falling into a vat of rotten onions: Checkity Check.
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I don't watch the new but this made me laugh out loud...cheers Chris!
- Eyeballs the same color as my pancake makeup: Check
You are so poetic. "Stank turd falling into a vat of rotten onions".... it brought tears to my eyes.
Amy- I liked that bit, too. Just for recognizing that, you've won a spot on my blogroll!
Yay!!
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