If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I always thought that particular Santa looked like he woke up in a dumpster, downed a fifth of burbon, vomited blood for twenty minutes, put on his costume, and stumbled to the mall to take a picture with you and Guido.
Guido - If you are reading this, Happy Birthday! You were the coolest guy from Jefferson Elementary...in my opinion.
That's acute picture of you and your boyfriend.
Is that Valerie Baxter?
No. Sorry. That's not Baxter. hhmmmm...
It's Valerie Magalit (now Munz).
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Today is my buddy Guido's birthday. Contrary to popular opinion, he is NOT a killer pimp. Happy birthday, pal!
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I always thought that particular Santa looked like he woke up in a dumpster, downed a fifth of burbon, vomited blood for twenty minutes, put on his costume, and stumbled to the mall to take a picture with you and Guido.
Guido - If you are reading this, Happy Birthday! You were the coolest guy from Jefferson Elementary...in my opinion.
That's acute picture of you and your boyfriend.
Is that Valerie Baxter?
No. Sorry. That's not Baxter. hhmmmm...
It's Valerie Magalit (now Munz).
Post a Comment