One of my biggest fears as a blogger is that some media smear-merchant will take something I've written here out of context in order to sully my pristine reputation as an arbiter of all things decent and pure. In order to preempt these vicious attacks, I went through some previous posts and identified a few potential problem areas. The following are inferences people might draw from my blog without the proper context:- They may think, "I have exactly two hairs...on my dick." (12-20-06)
- Or that, "Dubya...is...a genius." (8-10-07)
- Or that I think, "North Carolina...smells like dog poo." (11-20-07)
- Or that, "I think...baby Jesus...should...start smoking crack." (11-14-08)
- Or that, "I encourage...goat...fucking." (8-28-09)
Except the goat-fucking one. There can never be enough goat-fucking.
Seriously. Everyone. Find a goat and fuck it. You won't be sorry!
